The 25 Most Boston Things That Have Ever Happened (Ranked)
Boston is a city with BIG personality. We have our own slang, our own rules, our own driving style, and our own way of reacting to absolutely everything. If you have lived here long enough, you know the exact type of chaos, comedy, and charm that only happens in this city.
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1. The entire city loses its mind over a Dunk painted crosswalk
Boston’s version of breaking news.
2. A truck storrowed during orientation week
Welcome to Boston, kids. Hope you bought insurance.
3. Someone put a lawn chair out and the entire block respected it
Spot saved. Law enforced.
4. A guy shoveled out his car for two hours then spent three more hours telling people about it
Winter pride.
5. Bruins fans threw a parade for a regular season win
Normal behavior in this city.
6. Someone used a traffic cone to call dibs on a Whole Foods parking space
Boston ingenuity.
7. A tourist tried to pronounce Worcester
Legendary fail.
8. The Green Line stopped because it felt like it
Everyone shrugged.
9. A seagull stole a slice of Regina pizza
They fear nothing.
10. A Southie resident said they live “near the beach” and meant Castle Island
Locals know.
11. Someone got into a heated brunch feud
Brunch is our blood sport. For more spots to fight over, read the 8 Best Brunch Spots in Boston for 2025.
12. A Sox fan yelled instructions at the TV
Tradition.
13. The Red Line shut down and nobody reacted
We have accepted our fate.
14. A Boston driver waved you through then yelled at you for going
Boston hospitality in action.
15. People lined up in freezing weather because a new bakery opened
We would do it again.
16. Someone complained about rent then spent twenty dollars on pastries
Balance.
17. A firefighter rescued a cat and half the city insisted it was “peak Dorchester”
Hyper local accuracy.
18. A local insisted their neighborhood is the true best
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19. A tourist tried to cross the Public Garden bridge during swan boat traffic
Mistakes were made.
20. Someone said they were moving because Boston is too expensive then never moved
Classic.
21. A Celtics fan claimed every ref is biased
Core belief.
22. A group of friends debated which Irish pub has the best vibe
There is no wrong answer.
23. Someone planned a whole weekend around saving money
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24. A local corrected someone for saying “downtown Boston”
It is just downtown.
25. The entire city watched a squirrel carry a slice of pizza
For one beautiful moment we were united.